Arsenal fans aren’t exactly very happy with Arsene Wenger at the moment after a crippling 5-1 defeat against Bayern Munich, but one man might have found a solution.
It turns out you only need one thing to be the next Gunners manager – and it’s available at your local sixth form college.
The prank caller, who has almost a million fans on his Facebook page Tiny Tim’s Adventures , decided to give Arsenal FC a ring and ask if he can replace Wenger at the helm.
‘Tiny Tim’ pretends to be a little kid (aged three, nearly six) and tells a friendly woman named Diane that he’d be “really good” at the job
She told him what he needs to do: “Go to college and study some sports science and then you may be a manager one day.”
He goes on: “You see, Arsenal are a magical team and with my help we can take them to the next level.”
Ah, it turns out it’s not that simple after all. As Diane explains: “There are procedures in place if you want to apply for the managers job,” before asking him if he has professional qualifications.
So does an A Level in Sports Science count or not?
Tim then tells her he wants her to get rid of the current manager (get in line, Tim) and replace him by winning over Gunners fans with free tickets.
“We’ll just give everyone free tickets cos the ticket prices are extortionate at the minute.”